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shitjezsays:

Jeremy’s theory regarding his sperm. 

shitjezsays:

Jeremy’s theory regarding his sperm. 

Mark's rape counseling

  • Super Hans: Oh come on, Mark, don't piss on my strawberries!
  • Jez: Don't mind Mark, Super Hans. He's a bit down in the dumps. He's been raped.
  • Super Hans: Eh? You got raped?
  • Mark: A woman just continued to have sex with me after I'd asked her to stop, that's all.
  • Super Hans: Sounds like you were raped to me, Mark. Classic case.
  • Mark: It wasn't rape, alright? It was just a...minor sexual assault. She didn't force anything up my bum! That's why it's not rape.
  • Jez: Well, it's not BUM rape, no.
  • Super Hans: Never said it was bum rape, Mark.

Peep Show marathon whenever you’re feeling down me thinks.

(Source: blakenstein)

  • Mark: Let me get us some more wine
  • Mark (internally): *'Cause you're going through this like a thirsty gay...*
  • Sophie: And I was quite shocked when you called Kathy a knucklehead, Mark
  • Mark: No I didn't
  • Sophie: Yes you did. You said she was a knucklehead and she should knuckle down or you'd knuckle her fat head. Then you stamped on Gerard's foot
  • Mark: That was an accident
  • Sophie: No it wasn't
  • Mark: It could have been, I was careful to be sure that it could have been

(Source: pepperidgefarmremembers)

(Source: reinventingtheworld)

  • Johnson: Tonight should be a free-fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?
  • Mark: (Oh he is good. Taboo busting, semi-incomprehensible pep-talk.)
May 9

If she’s the one she’s hiding it brilliantly.

- Mark Corrigan (via peepshowquotes)

May 5

I don’t think he’ll die. He never normally dies.

- Jez (via shitjezsays)

May 4

You’ll have to be very careful asking someone to get you a Twirl, who would also suck you off

- Mark Corrigan (via aboard-the-albion)

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May 3
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shitjezsays:

I’m a Jeremist.

(Source: globochem)

(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)