Peep Show marathon whenever you’re feeling down me thinks.
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Mark's rape counseling
- Super Hans: Oh come on, Mark, don't piss on my strawberries!
- Jez: Don't mind Mark, Super Hans. He's a bit down in the dumps. He's been raped.
- Super Hans: Eh? You got raped?
- Mark: A woman just continued to have sex with me after I'd asked her to stop, that's all.
- Super Hans: Sounds like you were raped to me, Mark. Classic case.
- Mark: It wasn't rape, alright? It was just a...minor sexual assault. She didn't force anything up my bum! That's why it's not rape.
- Jez: Well, it's not BUM rape, no.
- Super Hans: Never said it was bum rape, Mark.
(Source: blakenstein)
- Mark: Let me get us some more wine
- Mark (internally): *'Cause you're going through this like a thirsty gay...*
- Sophie: And I was quite shocked when you called Kathy a knucklehead, Mark
- Mark: No I didn't
- Sophie: Yes you did. You said she was a knucklehead and she should knuckle down or you'd knuckle her fat head. Then you stamped on Gerard's foot
- Mark: That was an accident
- Sophie: No it wasn't
- Mark: It could have been, I was careful to be sure that it could have been
(Source: pepperidgefarmremembers)
(Source: reinventingtheworld)
- Johnson: Tonight should be a free-fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?
- Mark: (Oh he is good. Taboo busting, semi-incomprehensible pep-talk.)
If she’s the one she’s hiding it brilliantly.
- Mark Corrigan (via peepshowquotes)
I don’t think he’ll die. He never normally dies.
- Jez (via shitjezsays)
You’ll have to be very careful asking someone to get you a Twirl, who would also suck you off
- Mark Corrigan (via aboard-the-albion)
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
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Laurence / 21 / Melbourne
