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You can tell how bad a person you are by how long after 9/11 you waited to masturbate - for me, it was between the first and second tower falling down.
- Louis C.K.
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I’m on a new diet. It’s called, ‘Fuckin’ Eat It: You’re Gonna Eat It, So Eat It.’
- Louis C.K. (via iohceejnihs)
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Gillian Laub for TIME
Comedian Louis CK, photographed at the Hudson Diner in New York City for this year’s TIME 100 issue. For our annual list of the most influential people of the year, TIME commissioned the images in this gallery.
Tonight we celebrate our list of the 100 most influential people of the year at the TIME 100 Gala — follow TIME on Twitter (@TIME) and Instagram (time_magazine) for coverage of the event during the night.
Woke up watching this.
I’ve started to kind of hate people and it’s not because I have anything against them. It’s just, I enjoy it. It’s just recreation.
- Louis CK (via sonny223)
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Those are the most dangerous people; the dudes who didn’t get laid. They’ve just got cum coming out of their eyes.
- Louis CK (via thegreatbinge)
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Louie - Heckler S01E06