Great Seinfeld Moments
“May I have one of those, Madam?”
I'm not here. This isn't happening.
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George: God would never let me be successful; he’d kill me first. He’d never let me be happy. Therapist: I thought you didn’t believe in God? George: I do for the bad things.
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George: God would never let me be successful; he’d kill me first. He’d never let me be happy.
Therapist: I thought you didn’t believe in God?
George: I do for the bad things.
Biggest gpoy.
Fish
- GEORGE: "At least you accomplished something. You got fish."
- JERRY: "Oh yeah, fish. Big accomplishment.
- GEORGE: "Yeah, fish. What do they do?"
- ELAINE: "What do you do?"
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- Jerry: Well everybody is a little cranky on their birthday.
- George: Sure, you look around thinking 'these are my friends?'
- Jerry: Everyday is my birthday...
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About I'm not here. This isn't happening.
Laurence / 21 / Melbourne
